not all those who wander are lost.
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life