andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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fyoras-holy-butthole:

krabwatch:

what would blended cucumber taste like

isn’t that an actor

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dumb-bler:

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

Dude,

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